The Swim Video- I am a Hollywood swimming actress.
Dream, Dream, Dream- I sing "Dream, Dream, Dream" by the Everly Brothers, with a dreamy male counterpart.
Miss Emily- I participate in a beauty pageant. I win, of course! (I'm the only contestant.)
The Twiggy Cake- I bake a cake, decorate it with the face of "Twiggy" the model, and then consume the entire cake.
